Evolved Athletic put Bigfoot on a shirt. Anything that involves Bigfoot is awesome.
I know some of you are saying “Bigfoot isn’t cool, he isn’t even real.” Well think again my friend! The first Wiki website I came to about Sasquatch told me this.
The liberal propaganda has determined this “big foot” a hoax, but the shocking truth is that they lurk in the wilderness, informing bears when and where to attack civilization. Al Gore had a close encounter with one, mistaking it for a “ManBearPig”, and taught Big Foot in the ways of the liberal Dark Arts.
They are believed to be over 8 feet tall and covered in hair, and possess supernatural abilities. Because of their improved climbing, they can easily obtain honey, for which they reward bear underlings for committing treasonous deeds.
Big Foot is known to be the Abominable Snowman’s black-haired friend.
Just to clear any confusion you might have, Bigfoot does go by many names including, but not limited to
- Almas – Mongolia
- Barmanou – Afghanistan and Pakistan
- Chuchunaa – Siberia
- Ebu Gogo – Flores Island, Indonesia
- Fear liath – Scotland
- Fouke Monster – Fouke, Arkansas
- Hibagon – Japan
- Kapre – Philippines
- Karakoncolos – Turkey, Bulgaria
- Momo the Monster – Missouri
- NgÆ°á»i Rừng – Vietnam
- Old Yellow Top – Canada
- Orang Mawas – Malaysia
- Orang Pendek – Sumatra, Indonesia
- Skunk Ape – Florida
- Woodwose
- Yeren – Hubei, China
- Yeti – Tibet
- Yowie – Australia
Believe the truth.
Back to the point though. Evolved Athletic is a group of incredibly talented artists from the Southeast and Brooklyn who love what they do. This is obvious looking through their clothing.
They have great prices in their online store, so there is nothing holding you back from buying a shirt or two.
